cumillionaire:

If my jokes offend you:

  1. I’m sorry
  2. It won’t happen again
  3. 1 & 2 are lies 
  4. You’re a pussy

(Source: 69shadesofgray, via crystallized-teardrops)

alt-j:

i am so so so so so so so so s o passionate about music it is honestly my very favorite thing on this entire earth it makes me so undeniably happy and excited how can you just not love it with your entire being

(via trust)

divinedorothy:

if white people be like “white people be like” but i’m white and i be like white people be like “white people be like” then who’s driving the car

(via orgasm)

deair:

if you can have a long and meaningful conversation with me even though we haven’t seen or talked to each other in super super long and not make things awkward you are hella special

(via camerondallas)

"Art is an argument between what it looks like and what it means."

 Brett Whiteley (via feellng)

(via anasamazing)

d0nn0:

d0nn0:

reblog if you like pasta

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what are you trying to pull here dominos

(via orgasm)

Reblog and see if you get a color.

  • PURPLE: We near never speak, but I do enjoy your presence on my dashboard.
  • FUCHSIA: I wish I could become your best friend through the internet.
  • GREY: You leave me with jumbled words.
  • RED: I'm in love with you.
  • PINK: I have a crush on you.
  • TURQUOISE: You're hot.
  • CHARTREUSE: I sincerely wish you would notice me.
  • TEAL: We have quite a lot in common.
  • BLUE: You are my Tumblr crush.
  • ORANGE: I dislike your page.
  • YELLOW: PLEASE FUCK ME.
  • WHITE: PLEASE MARRY ME.
  • GREEN: I find you cute.
  • BLACK: I would date you.
  • BROWN: I dislike you.

judgeable:

i’m probably the best at losing friends

(Source: judgeable, via trust)

europhia:

your intelligence is not measured by grades

(via adhd-kidd)

polemccartney:

and the winner is……….leonardo……….da vinci!!! congratulations on mona lisa

(via trust)