pestered:

please dont be ashamed of stretch marks it is proof you are growing it doesnt mean you are fat it means youre growing into a pretty flower you are special and cute 

(via trust)

thats-slightly-raven:

THIS FUCKING 8 YEAR OLD GIRL JUST BEAT ME 11 TIMES AT SLED RACING ON CLUB PENGUIN I AM 16 WHY CANT I EVEN BEAT A CHILD AT A GAME FOR 7 YEAR OLDS FUCK YOU KAYLA2005 FUCK YOU AND YOUR FUCKING CLUB PENGUIN MEMBERSHIP AND YOUR SLED RACING SKILLS AND YOUR RAINBOW PUFFLE FUCK YOU FUCK CLUB PENGUIN I HATE YOU

(via crystallized-teardrops)

islette:

if you can’t beat them, dress better than them

(via braydaaan)

bethmai:

congratulations on reading the book before it was made into a film

you win: nothing

(Source: moaninglisasmile, via braydaaan)

onlinegf:

why are 15 year olds so angry

(Source: onlinegf, via trust)

music5eva:

Me: Mom there’s this concert-

Mom: No.

Me: image

(via acomas)

nunderwater:

kids that mix their play-doh colors are the reason global warming exists

(Source: andrewbelami, via braydaaan)

EVERYONE ON THIS WEBSITE IS EITHER REALLY PRETTY, REALLY FUNNY OR SUPER TALENTED

AND I AM NEITHER OF THE ABOVE HAhA

(Source: omgcal, via braydaaan)

hi:

seeing your friends when you’re with a really cute person

image

(via orgasm)

pruderanch:

200% sure that all of my friend have secret meetings where they just talk about how annoying I am

(Source: religiousmom, via its-a-cheeky-little-blog)

unclefather:

believeinnumbercity:

unclefather:

"i’ve never seen a diamond in the flesh"

alright, lorde never been to a kay jewelers or the jewelry counter at a macy’s

Probably not since she’s from New Zealand..

i don’t care what planet she’s from

(via its-a-cheeky-little-blog)

whatever-peasant:

Fun fact if you talk to me past midnight i get real personal and it’s weird

(via its-a-cheeky-little-blog)

piquic:

rich people be like “oh my shoe untied, I’ll buy a new one

(via acomas)

svvitzerland:

people talking about their sexual experiences and u r in the corner likeimage

(Source: toyota, via unprime)